Geoffrey Craig Porter

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Novels || Short Fiction || Information Technology

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I haphazardly added content ratings without reading the stories, so if you read a story and think the content is wrong, please let me know.

This is my own rating system, if it says "Teen Violence" that means violence suitable for teens. If it says "Teen Sexual Content", it is suitable for teens. If it's marked Adult, it's suitable for adults. Remember, I made this stuff up. All stories are fiction, any similarity to persons living or dead is sheer coincidence.

Codename: Borg
My first Secret Agent Story
Adult content:Violence Language
Teen content:Sexual Content
Drug Content
      The movie was letting out, and I lost my two sisters in the crowd leaving for the parking lot. I figured they stopped at the bathroom since they had bladders like chestnuts. I pulled my Toyota Corolla up to the c
For a Lizard
Humor
Teen content:Sexual Content
      For a lizard, I was a late sleeper, but I enjoyed my evenings just the same. I always woke up thirsty and hungry. I slept between two small shrubberies on the edge of some giant's cube-thing. I don't know what t
Pizza in the Park
Great Romantic Humor
Teen content:Sexual Content
      The voice I called Jack said not to do it. The serpentine voice that whispered like a ghost and sent shivers like lightning down my spine said begin. I donned my shoes, for I had often been caught without them in
Ultraviolent Rodentia
Humor
Teen content:Violence
      I saw the first rodent droppings on the counter in my kitchen the other day. Rodents are foul beasts that you typically find living in sewers and under houses. I had no intention of sharing my home with one. I a
The Vanguard
Fantasy Adventure
Adult content:Violence
      I kicked my heels into the horse to keep up with the others, and for the first time since the start of this ordeal, I thought to myself: I'm too young to die. The horse galloped forward, and in the distance, I cou
Werewolf's Tail
Fun tale of High School Romance
Adult content:Sexual Content
Drug Content
      Emily peered into the dark recesses of her school locker seeking out her tattered book of poetry. She simply knew it was in there somewhere, perhaps behind her Unicorn covered notebook.
    
Teenagers and Birth Control Information and Contraceptives
Humor
Teen content:Sexual Content
      I think all teenagers should be introduced to birth control at the age of legal consent for their state. I was lucky in that the age of consent was 14 when I was a teenager living in West Virginia. My Dad taught
Malice of Nature
Short-Short Fiction
Teen content:Violence
      I lay breathing on the cool desert floor while the hot sun beat down on my scales. The hunger gnawed on my insides. I had to wait to hunt, for the sun scorched everything with a blazing heat in which my prey coul
Bane Warrior
Magic Slinging Bounty Hunter
Adult content:Violence
      The Soul Harvester had been at work for at least three weeks, and the body count kept rising. Some friends in the department kept me posted on the situation. I waited for the fateful call from Barrister that they s
Beetles (version I)
My First Horror Piece
Teen content:Violence
      The beetle, nearly as big as a quarter, crawled up her blanket, and she froze. In the moonlight a second bug and then a third, inched their way up the blanket towards her. Teresa shrieked and kicked at the bugs se
Beetles (version II)
My first horror piece totally redone
Teen content:Violence
      Becky woke to a strange clicking sound and looked around in the moonlight. Big, black, dome-shaped beetles easily an inch across with red stripes down their backs crept up her blanket. She could see claw-like mandi
Death at Mrs. Robinson's Dinner Party
Surreal Horror
Teen content:Sexual Content
Drug Content
      The invitation to the dinner party came from Mrs. Robinson. It was printed on fine almost leathery paper, and it was addressed to my wife, Beth. She promised me an old friend would be there, and of course, I agre
Melinda's Sanctuary
Revenge from Beyond the Grave - Bloodbath Horror
Adult content:Violence
Teen content:Sexual Content
WARNING: This is the most violent piece I've ever written, please don't judge my writing based on this piece. This is a really heinous and bloody story, so if you're squeamish, don't read it.


O-Mart
Humor
No adult content.
      "It's a perfect plan."

      "Yes. 160 super centers open next week in the States, another 50 in Europe, and one in Beijing . How many computers are online?"

The Oven Master
Macabre Horror
Adult content:Violence
      Lately I have felt a certain guilt. It is not so much what I have done, but what is allowed to continue by what I do. My nephew, Benjamin Grabble, introduced me to this business which I loathe. Late one Saturday
Racetrack
A Dream I Had
No adult content.
     I handed the lady at the bank my last unemployment check and said, "I'd like to deposit this and I need a balance on my account."
     The lady smiled and took the check and my driver's licen
Scroll of the Necro
Horror
Adult content:Violence
      Hayden walked briskly across the sun lit campus in the early morning hours. He breathed in the fresh air and the scent of the autumn leaves. He sat in his cubicle in the university archives and went over his to-d
Tastes Like Cotton Candy
Apocalyptic Horror
Teen content:Violence Sexual Content
Drug Content
Part I

      I pulled up to a stop in front of George's house and paused thinking to myself, maybe I'll win today; I've lost four weeks in a row, and I have to at least get lucky once in a while. It's a good th
The Raid
My assault on a grocery store...
No adult content.
I knew it was time. A few hours earlier, I ate my last package of Kahiki Chicken Fried Rice. I knew it was time for a trip to the frozen foods section of my favorite grocery store. The Kahiki Chicken Fried Rice was pivotal to my diet, yet I feared
The Slight Army
My spider story...
No adult content.
      The spiders have been like an invasion of late. There is one that has setup camp by my driveway along a wall and a support post. He has his web and a little web cave that he scurries into when he hears a noise.