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Teenagers and Birth Control Information and Contraceptives By Geoffrey C. Porter I think all teenagers should be introduced to birth control at the age of legal consent for their state. I was lucky in that the age of consent was 14 when I was a teenager living in West Virginia. My Dad taught me about condoms, and I put the knowledge to good use. By the time I turned 15, I was going through a 12 pack of condoms a week at least. This was a major financial burden for me, and I had to start doing odd jobs around the neighborhood after school and on weekends. Doing odd jobs sometimes bit into my condom supply as well. One time, I was mowing Ms. Radcliffe's lawn, and I was taking a leak behind a shrubbery. I didn't think she could see me, but she could. She said, "Boy, you should be a courtesan; come over here." My eyes went wide in fear, but I put my equipment away and did as she told me. I made an extra 20 dollars that day, so to a degree, the condoms were a sort of investment for me at the time. In conclusion, I strongly believe schools should be passing out condoms to teenagers (male and female), and I believe prescription birth control should be offered to the ladies if they are over the age of consent. I wrote this story for Dr. Yelena Mason's composition class. She didn't see the humor in it. |
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